urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus Crymsonus Crymsonus 2008-04-02T12:44:10Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:2727 2008-04-02T12:44:10Z 2008-04-02T12:44:10Z You have awoken the great Turmaculus...<br />and he has given you a Axe Shrub!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:1911 2007-12-19T03:58:04Z 2007-12-19T03:58:04Z <a href="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2327362306890687814&amp;hl=en">The Picard Song</a><br /><br />I can't download this file so I have to go direct to the site.<br />Would hurt if the owner ever takes it down. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:1637 2007-12-14T16:45:55Z 2007-12-14T16:45:55Z <lj-embed id="1" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:1456 2007-12-14T16:29:54Z 2007-12-14T16:29:54Z I found what is perhaps the best DVD player in the universe.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.nikkor2d2.com/">Help me technology. You're my only hope.</a><br /><br />Do tell me what you think? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:1248 2007-12-14T04:12:44Z 2007-12-14T04:12:44Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_2'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>What does winter mean to you?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'>Brought to you by HP</p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=136'" /> <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=136">View other answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br />Winter is white, winter is cold!<br />Would someone please make a law to ban winter?! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:877 2007-10-14T18:34:42Z 2007-10-14T18:34:42Z DUI - NORTH DAKOTA STYLE<br /><br /> Only a person in North Dakota could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.<br /><br /> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Minot , North Dakota after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.<br /><br /> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and d rove off. <br /><br /> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off–it was a fine, dry summer night–, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left. <br /><br /> At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.<br /><br /> The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.<br /><br /> To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!<br /><br /> Dumbfounded, the officer said, I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.<br /><br /> This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”<br /><br /> “I doubt it,” said the truly proud Redneck. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.” urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crymsonus:603 2007-10-13T19:43:13Z 2007-10-13T19:43:13Z So this is Live Journal.<br /><br />Doesn't look like much. I think I need friends.